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how i’m livin’

apparently… not too large

welcome to dtv cribs:

so, there you have it. you ain’t gotta go home, but you gotta get the fuck up owt my crib! don’t let the door hit you where your daddy used to touch you when you were younger. (i apologize to anyone who actually took that personal)

from what i hear tho, i have a pretty posh spot, especially for a teacher here. i like my place plenty and find it more than enough for me. i can even host cocktail parties, poker games, dinner parties, or drunken orgies in here.