Now that we’ve got all the history about why in doing a 3-day Juice fast out of the way, let’s just get into the effect it’s having on me.
To be completely honest, I woke up kind of groggy today. I didn’t feel hungry at all and noticed a bit of a headache. Hope it’s not a tumor. Which brings me to my next unnecessary story.
Years ago, my mom was complaining of having headaches. I had recently watched Kindergarten Cop, and naturally, my response was “maybe it’s a tumor”. And you know that? It was! Long story short, they got it out, she’s still alive and I’m a doctor. I mean, not like a real doctor doctor, but I pretend to be one in the bedroom. I give the meanest pap smears.