Don't Know Where To Start: Here You Go!

  • doin’ da dam thang (holland fiction)
  • Too Close For Comfort: A True Story
  • D. Daly – Beast: Bench Press Work-Owt
  • Out of Body Experience
  • Freshman 15, part. 2
  • in fromation
  • Your Cheating Girl…
  • The Bigger The Dick, The Bigger The Asshole:
    Pause… And Consider Why Nice Guys Finish Last
  • Single on Valentine’s Day (an oldie, but goodie)
  • Boryeong Mudfest 2009: The Mud Wrestler

Brain Drain Flow

this is necessary i will continue to push forward posse up and march for her however fickle she may or may not be going against the grains of the burning sands as they trickle and rain relentlessly down the hourglass half full and half empty at the same time has no effect and space just […]

A Dick’s-Eye View: 2013 Grammys

Note: I think I like that title and may do several social commentaries under it. Let’s see how this goes first. I’m not really into the award show, celebrity blow job thing, but I needed something to write about. So, here we are. I think I’m going to do this in list form because it seems […]

The Article That Halted My Self-Loathing
and Convinced Me to Make a Porno

The article entitled, “6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person,” by David Wong really jolted me back on my grind. If you have some time, and I know you do, check that sucker out.  Basically it makes generalizations about many people’s behaviors and just happens to strike a few chords either by luck […]

OMFG: Where Has 2012 Gone?

See that guy up there. He looks disappointed and he should be.  Here’s why: It has been an entire year since I have written anything for this thing. At this point I feel like I should just fold this shit up and put it away. Despite occasional pleas from pseudo-fans of the site, I have not produced […]

My First Black Friday Shopping Experience

No, I’m not talking about the weekly pay day rush at my local KFC. I’m talking about the day-after-thanksgiving tradition, cleverly marketed as “black Friday.” And I’ll tell you what, it’s not named such because of the large amounts of black people there. I saw a grand total of two black families out there. I […]

I Wish I Could Go Occupy Wall Street, But I Have A Job

However …

The Bigger The Dick, The Bigger The Asshole:
Pause… And Consider Why Nice Guys Finish Last

  Hulluva title huh? Yes, that title is a bit of a  double penetrating entendre for ya, but either way you look at it, it’s true. Before you jump the gun and think that I’ll be discussing some sort of vulgar butt smut, or pontificating on the pains and sins of poohole sex – stop! […]

Movies And Music :
A Review of the Movie; “Bronson”

So, it’s no secret that I love music. It also is pretty well known, even amongst those that know me ever so slightly, that I’m also a fan of movies. Well, me and every other person that has ever heard a piece of music and  seen a scene of a movie in their lives. But […]

Single on Valentine’s Day (an oldie, but goodie)

I posted this a few years back on my myspce blog (remember that place).  I was single at the time and had a slightly different take on the magical holiday known as Valentine’s Day. I’m currently in a very happy relationship and no longer share the views that I’ve expressed in this dated post. However, […]

Out of Body Experience

Have you ever had an out of body experience or an OBE for short? I’ve had one and that shit was fucking scary. When it happened I just thought it was a nightmare, but upon further research I discovered that I actually had an OBE. There are even people that practice inducing OBEs and have […]