OMFG: Where Has 2012 Gone?

See that guy up there. He looks disappointed and he should be.  Here’s why: It has been an entire year since I have written anything for this thing. At this point I feel like I should just fold this shit up and put it away. Despite occasional pleas from pseudo-fans of the site, I have not produced […]

Your Cheating Girl…

… is my favorite girl. Allow me to explain why. The Scenario: So, you catch your girl cheating on you? Even worse, you catch her  in the middle of the act. Sure, anger is one of the first emotions that comes over you. This might escalate to rage and possibly end up in murder. Now […]