The Bigger The Dick, The Bigger The Asshole:
Pause… And Consider Why Nice Guys Finish Last

  Hulluva title huh? Yes, that title is a bit of a  double penetrating entendre for ya, but either way you look at it, it’s true. Before you jump the gun and think that I’ll be discussing some sort of vulgar butt smut, or pontificating on the pains and sins of poohole sex – stop! […]

Single on Valentine’s Day (an oldie, but goodie)

I posted this a few years back on my myspce blog (remember that place).  I was single at the time and had a slightly different take on the magical holiday known as Valentine’s Day. I’m currently in a very happy relationship and no longer share the views that I’ve expressed in this dated post. However, […]

I’m Single & Selfish!

Lately I have been questioning why I have absolutely no desire to settle down and be in a committed, long-term relationship. Maybe it’s because I’ve been there and done that. Maybe I’m like the many other men that have a fear of commitment. Or maybe I’m just fuckin’ selfish.

doin’ da dam thang (holland fiction)

(this is a two part entry. please disregard the second part) part 1: da dam         so, i just returned from a trip to amsterdam and surrounding cities. many people ask me why i decided to go there for my vacation, and the answer is because i have family that lives there […]

Your Cheating Girl…

… is my favorite girl. Allow me to explain why. The Scenario: So, you catch your girl cheating on you? Even worse, you catch her  in the middle of the act. Sure, anger is one of the first emotions that comes over you. This might escalate to rage and possibly end up in murder. Now […]